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Earlier this week I posted an abrasive rant inside CopySkills™.
I sent the same rant to you in an email.
Beyond the profanity in the rant....
I also used verboten words not uttered in politically correct company.
Words like gay and retarded.
On purpose.
I'll explain why in a second.
Shortly after publishing my rant, I got a DM from one of our members.
I like this member and I was being polite.
The subtext of my message was...
I actually don't know whether anyone in CopySkills™ is gay.
I never asked.
And they never said anything.
But if there are any and if they were offended, they would've messaged me.
Or they would've objected by leaving a comment under my post.
Or they would've canceled their membership.
But it's 2023 so let's be honest...
They really would've done all three AND tried to cancel me.
But none of these things happened.
So our well-meaning member's worry was misplaced.
The thing is, I've been “canceled” twice before.
And still, I used those words.
Why?
It's interesting to note that my TRUE “inclusivity” (such a bullshit word) is not reciprocated by the rainbow mafia and its acolytes.
But it doesn't matter.
They can suck a dick, pun intended.
And you don't have to be vulgar like me.
You can be subtle about it.
Microaggressions, if you will (another bullshit word.)
For example, unless I'm talking about a specific woman, I only use masculine pronouns.
A CEO is always a he.
Salesman, not salesperson.
Etcetera.
But I go even further.
I associate masculine pronouns with positive situations and feminine pronouns with negative situations.
Here's an example from the CopySkills™ manifesto:
I started doing this ever since I heard Seth Godin exclusively use feminine pronouns as descriptors.
And you might think these distinctions are silly but you'd be dead wrong because...
That's why a profession like copywriting exists.
If you want to change the way people think and behave...
If you want to be a magician...
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Love, peace and chicken grease,
Nabeel
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